Understanding the Mar 28, White House Shakeup

So, the President's Chief of Staff, Andy Card is stepping aside. Laura Bush is stepping into his place. Josh Bolton becomes the first lady. The Olson Twins become the Bush Twins. The Bush Twins are sold off for parts and the proceeds go to those in the 1% tax bracket. And Andy Card is being cloned and will soon be the Olson twins. I think I've got that right. My apologies if I've stumbled here.