Ghosts and Shopping

Green vase at Ikea. What a stout little affair: a real headcracker. Sap green bulb with a top port for one brave flower. The green grades darker toward the base as the glass thickens. All that for less than ten bucks. Hand-blown, is the claim. How do glassblowers get any sleep with those Scandavians around?

"Wait, where's the bit about ghosts?" It's okay. The ghosts are gone. You can come out now.