Streak is Broken

I can finally report that after overhearing little kids talking about goblins, ghosts, aliens, etc, I overheard a young man (ten years old?) on a different wavelength. He was trying to convey his excitement about realizing that the government must make a lot of money in taxes! His mom looked a bit perplexed.

If the NSA were listening, maybe they could hook him up with a scholarship to Camp IRS this summer. Or Camp IMF or Camp FED. I believe that children are our future! Bernanke can't last forever.